Sweet Tangerine

Name's Bethany, love sugary things along with volleyball. swimming, karate, ab workouts, and anything shiny

email me at
plummy666@gmail.com
Sun Oct 4

Story TIme

  • nce upon a time there was this dragon.
  • 12: 01amBeth
  • uh huh
  • 12: 03amBeth
  • thats a sucky stoy
  • *story
  • if i were glatt id give you a d
  • d-
  • or like a -d
  • 12: 04amGioia
  • he was known as the partier in the dragon community, but his parties always had to get cut short if the humans miles away started to get suspicious of all the noise. As fars as they knew, their existene wasn't known by humans. One night, when once again his party had gone too far Theodore the dragon was furious at hang to cut it short.
  • 12: 04amBeth
  • hahaha
  • 12: 04amGioia
  • he decided to never throw parties again since they could never live up to their full potential.
  • 12: 06amGioia
  • One day a new dragon took the responsibility of throwing the awesome parties. He knew this other dragon from another town who worked at the fire and spirts store who could get him an awesome deal on firewiskey even though he was underage.
  • 12: 06amBeth
  • interesting
  • 12: 06amGioia
  • Theodore wasn't happy that awesome parties were continuing without him having any part of it.
  • The next night, theodore decided to throw an aweomse party and not stop regardless of how many humans grew suspocious.
  • 12: 07amBeth
  • uh huh
  • 12: 08amBeth
  • not too smaer
  • *smart
  • 12: 09amGioia
  • As always theodore was warned humans were begining to wonder about the noise but he ddini't ccare and continured to play fire-pong with his buddies. A few hours later, humans were on the horizon. Theodore ordered all his dragon buddies to devour them. Theodore finally got the awesome party he wanted by killing all the humans.
  • Moral of story: DOn't let anything get in the way of having fun.
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Sat Sep 26
epentesis:

dontforgetthecoffee: lovehaight: Salvador Dali walking his anteater.  I should really take my anteater on walks more often…(via)

epentesis:

dontforgetthecoffee: lovehaight: Salvador Dali walking his anteater.  I should really take my anteater on walks more often…(via)
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thisiswhyyourefat:

Pepperoni And Grilled Cheese Pizza
(Submitted by fahquah)

thisiswhyyourefat:

Pepperoni And Grilled Cheese Pizza

(Submitted by fahquah)

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nose job

people disapprove of nose jobs cause to change your nose is to change “a part of you that represents character”

but is a nose more part of you than then your eyebrows which you shape regularly? or the hair on your legs?

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Fri Jun 5
xxmerserxx:

TEHEHEHHE!! BETHANY!!
livesophia:
(via ceasefire)

xxmerserxx:

TEHEHEHHE!! BETHANY!!

livesophia:

(via ceasefire)
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Thu Jun 4
burgerphone:
hahhahahhah
chiefmastersergeantmyers:

leftatwonderland:

briannebott:

(via captainoo)
THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THE VAGINA ONE.
lolz

burgerphone:

hahhahahhah

chiefmastersergeantmyers:

leftatwonderland:

briannebott:

(via captainoo)

THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THE VAGINA ONE.

lolz

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Sun May 31
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Wed May 20
this episode of futurama actually almost made me cry
dumbjabronimotherfucker:

(via conversatron)
wow i am surprised this actually animated

this episode of futurama actually almost made me cry

dumbjabronimotherfucker:

(via conversatron)

wow i am surprised this actually animated

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i’ve always hated this book since i first read it/ it was read to me when i was like 3. The selfish boy always made me cringe
(via xxmerserxx)

i’ve always hated this book since i first read it/ it was read to me when i was like 3. The selfish boy always made me cringe

(via xxmerserxx)

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i just live my life in a constant sleep of sleep deprivation

i should probably do something about that. but im too tired

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Mon May 18

i'm very disappointed

me too!

and catherine steelman behind me filled out her bubbles and got in trouble.. i was jealous though

burgerphone:

because we didnt get to fill in the bubbles for our names on the standardized test, thats the best part whats the point if you don’t get to fill in the fun little bubbles?
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i just found this picture from my much earlier taggings on facebook
must be a couple years old but i still have the same phone, animals and lizard cage in the back
too bad i lost my shen (the necklace- for CKA blackbelts only) i think someone stole it from my swim bag during a practice 

i just found this picture from my much earlier taggings on facebook

must be a couple years old but i still have the same phone, animals and lizard cage in the back

too bad i lost my shen (the necklace- for CKA blackbelts only) i think someone stole it from my swim bag during a practice 

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Sun May 17

damn thesis..

ive decided next year if we have to do thesis paper on the second half of american history im gonna do it on drugs and mind altering substances.. wouldnt that be fun?

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livesophia:

to learn you propor grammer
(via tulletulle)

livesophia:

to learn you propor grammer

(via tulletulle)

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