Sweet Tangerine

Story TIme

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:12:40 -0400

nce upon a time there was this dragon.
12:01amBeth
uh huh
12:03amBeth
thats a sucky stoy
*story
if i were glatt id give you a d
d-
or like a -d
12:04amGioia
he was known as the partier in the dragon community, but his parties always had to get cut short if the humans miles away started to get suspicious of all the noise. As fars as they knew, their existene wasn't known by humans. One night, when once again his party had gone too far Theodore the dragon was furious at hang to cut it short.
12:04amBeth
hahaha
12:04amGioia
he decided to never throw parties again since they could never live up to their full potential.
12:06amGioia
One day a new dragon took the responsibility of throwing the awesome parties. He knew this other dragon from another town who worked at the fire and spirts store who could get him an awesome deal on firewiskey even though he was underage.
12:06amBeth
interesting
12:06amGioia
Theodore wasn't happy that awesome parties were continuing without him having any part of it.
The next night, theodore decided to throw an aweomse party and not stop regardless of how many humans grew suspocious.
12:07amBeth
uh huh
12:08amBeth
not too smaer
*smart
12:09amGioia
As always theodore was warned humans were begining to wonder about the noise but he ddini't ccare and continured to play fire-pong with his buddies. A few hours later, humans were on the horizon. Theodore ordered all his dragon buddies to devour them. Theodore finally got the awesome party he wanted by killing all the humans.
Moral of story: DOn't let anything get in the way of having fun.

epentesis: dontforgetthecoffee: lovehaight: Salvador Dali...

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 02:05:12 -0400

epentesis:

dontforgetthecoffee: lovehaight: Salvador Dali walking his anteater. I should really take my anteater on walks more often…(via)

thisiswhyyourefat: Pepperoni And Grilled Cheese...

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:52:40 -0400

thisiswhyyourefat:

Pepperoni And Grilled Cheese Pizza

(Submitted by fahquah)

epentesis: (via fatalistichues)

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:50:18 -0400

epentesis:

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nose job

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:45:49 -0400

people disapprove of nose jobs cause to change your nose is to change “a part of you that represents character”

but is a nose more part of you than then your eyebrows which you shape regularly? or the hair on your legs?

xxmerserxx: TEHEHEHHE!! BETHANY!! livesophia: (via ceasefire)

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:25:45 -0400

xxmerserxx:

TEHEHEHHE!! BETHANY!!

livesophia:

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burgerphone: hahhahahhah chiefmastersergeantmyers: leftatwonderl...

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:09:20 -0400

burgerphone:

hahhahahhah
chiefmastersergeantmyers:

leftatwonderland:

briannebott:

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THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THE VAGINA ONE.

lolz

Top 10 most suggestive Cacti

Sun, 31 May 2009 23:52:25 -0400

Top 10 most suggestive Cacti

this episode of futurama actually almost made me...

Wed, 20 May 2009 23:39:24 -0400

this episode of futurama actually almost made me cry

dumbjabronimotherfucker:

(via conversatron)

wow i am surprised this actually animated

i’ve always hated this book since i first read it/ it was...

Wed, 20 May 2009 23:36:23 -0400

i’ve always hated this book since i first read it/ it was read to me when i was like 3. The selfish boy always made me cringe

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i just live my life in a constant sleep of sleep deprivation

Wed, 20 May 2009 23:19:49 -0400

i should probably do something about that. but im too tired

i'm very disappointed

Mon, 18 May 2009 23:51:25 -0400

me too!

and catherine steelman behind me filled out her bubbles and got in trouble.. i was jealous though

burgerphone:

because we didnt get to fill in the bubbles for our names on the standardized test, thats the best part whats the point if you don’t get to fill in the fun little bubbles?

i just found this picture from my much earlier taggings on...

Mon, 18 May 2009 23:35:00 -0400

i just found this picture from my much earlier taggings on facebook

must be a couple years old but i still have the same phone, animals and lizard cage in the back

too bad i lost my shen (the necklace- for CKA blackbelts only) i think someone stole it from my swim bag during a practice

damn thesis..

Sun, 17 May 2009 20:22:30 -0400

ive decided next year if we have to do thesis paper on the second half of american history im gonna do it on drugs and mind altering substances.. wouldnt that be fun?

livesophia: to learn you propor grammer (via tulletulle)

Sun, 17 May 2009 12:04:22 -0400

livesophia:

to learn you propor grammer

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happy sweet 16 rachael!

Sun, 17 May 2009 11:55:58 -0400

i had so much fun last night!

i love parties where you only know like 4 other girls so it you can just dance with anybody and not worry about seeing them again awkwardly. Anyways i had a blast with my karate girlies and the madison public guys- but all the pingry kids were so weird. they had like high fashion dresses and the guys were in like hardcore suits. though the guys were still very friendly..

Weekend Headaches

Sat, 16 May 2009 14:59:10 -0400

my heads been hurting every time i stand up for the last week but thats cause of low iron. and im working on my thesis too.. bleh

joooyyyy:

I have diagnosed myself with them. Every weekend, without fail, I wake up with my head pounding- like this morning at 8:45. What i usually do afterwards is lull myself back to sleep to see whether when i wake up in the next couple of hours i will feel better. It usally doesn’t work, but i do end up getting in a few extra hours of sleep. According to this website http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/191693/how_can_i_relax_with_weekend_headaches.html?cat=5 its because of caffeine withdrawl,which would make sense since every morning on the weekday i have tea of coffe. I would continue to have it on the weekend, but when im not actually in need of canffine it makes me really jittery so i can’t focus. My sleeping schedule is really iradic, but im a teenager… i don’t plan on making it to bed every night at 9pm to get up at 7. What i usually do is take copious amounts of motrin but im really afraid im going to end up developing a stomach ulcer one day. This is really inconvienient/distracing when i need to work on my history thesis.

i am eating the most delicious wrap right now

Sat, 16 May 2009 14:55:51 -0400

honey ham, baby greens, a plum, balsamic vinegar and olive oil. i am a genius ;-D

LMFAO- I am NOT a Whore “Most girls I meet are quite...

Sat, 16 May 2009 13:15:16 -0400

LMFAO- I am NOT a Whore

“Most girls I meet are quite savage
Always tryna’ grab up on my package
The say I look yummy and they want a taste
But I’m a human not a sandwich”

livesophia: (via maygen)

Sat, 16 May 2009 13:03:24 -0400

livesophia:

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